1. You’re already perfect.

2. You never have any aches or pains.

3. You feel totally confident and at home in your body.

4. You’re 100% content with your posture.

5. The only thing you’re interested in changing is your underwear.

6. You’re never anxious, stressed out, or overwhelmed.

7. You’re addicted to pain.

8. You’d rather be snapped, cracked, and popped in to place.

9. When you Google “graceful” your picture is the first result.

10. You don’t like learning new things.

11. You’re married to Band-Aid solutions, and “Quick Fix” is your middle name.

12. You’ve got all the time and money in the world for back surgery, physical therapy, and an on call personal masseuse.